There's rumour that when you finished the Veteran Mode in CoD, there will be a secret mode where you can play scenario mode as yukkuri. Hearing that, an Abyuser think he had to try it.
After a whole day to finish the game, he's faced with the choice between Reimu and Marisa. He choose Reimu and enjoy seeing that yukkuri shoot handgun with its braids.
Now, unlike the usual character graphic change, this yukkuri mode change the player into yukkuri specification.
Mister has realized it when seeing his assault rifle dropped from overweight. The screen shake more than usual when shooting and reloading the gun with yukkuri's braids is very slow. He expected the game to be very difficult but he's up to even more surprise.
When the game begin, there's a clanking sound, followed by white screen and high pitched noise. After few seconds, effect of the flashbang subsided, but Mister still can't move Reimu.
Too afraid, Reimu starts peeing and when she realized it, her feet are melted and her HP drops rapidly.
Mister's words turns into like yukkuri from the shock.
After the game over screen, a quote is shown on the screen.
"In the battlefield, everyone became yukkuri. They scream, beg for their life and cried "I want to go home!"
by Abyuser Anon"
Mister is not giving up yet. He died after just 20 seconds of play, and not by any enemy but the character's own pee.
His strategy this time is to use smoke screen and hide somewhere while approaching enemy.
This time, the smoke screen works, but Reimu is choked to death and vomitted her paste. The voice are very realistic, seems like they use real yukkuri as model.
Mister screamed to the screen, asking Reimu not to vomit Mister Paste and for Mister HP to not taking it easy and stop depleting. For the first time in his life, this Abyuser asked Reimu to stay alive as he watched Reimu vomitted her paste core and died.
He tried again. He know the position of the enemy, so just throw grenade and blow them away.
"Faiya in za ho~le"
Unlike the smoke grenade that flies beautifully, the grenade falls in front of Reimu.
"Why is it fallen in front of me!? That smoke flew far away isn't it!? No fair! Discrimination is not easy! Hey, don't pee pee! That's your own grenade! Don't take it easy and ru... NOOOOOO!!! Suicide is not easy!!" Mister wailed as the grenade explode and blew Reimu away.
Quote: Those who run are yukkuri! Those who don't run are da ze Marisa! Hyahha! Yukkuri really go to Yu-hell!
- by Abyuser Anon
Not even a famous quote anymore.
Mister know it's impossible, but he keep trying. Thinking of it, the AI never hit him even once until now. All his death resulted from suicide.
Don't think to finish this game with orthodox way. He must take advantage of the small stature of the yukkuri and do sneak attack.
This time, he sneaks silently silently behind the enemy. Knife kill are easy!
Not so fast. Reimu shows up and proclaimed how a great secret ops she is and ends up getting spotted by the enemy. Of course, game over again.
Quote: If only the strongest are Marisa, then there's no Marisa
- by Abyuser Anon
Next play, helicopter came. Mister ordered Reimu to enter her hut and take the stinger. Of course, it's impossible for yukkuri to take such a heavy thing, but Reimu herself keep complaining and arguing with Mister.
When Reimu finally managed to board the helicopter and take control of machine gun to shoot the enemy, she got aroused by the gun vibration and fall to her death after getting refreshed.
When Reimu falls, nobody in the team even tried grasping to her. Where's that Marines don't leave friend behind thing now!?
Quote: Friendly fire is uneasy
- by Abyuser Anon
After that, Mister put caution to Reimu's condition. He shoot at the enemy, but when he saw sign that Reimu is about to climax, he stopped the shooting for a while and let her cool down. The genre has gone to different direction from war FPS.
He still died though. He never expected he would also die from falling the staircase where his friends can easily run through. In his heart, Mister is saying sorry for ridiculing Mister Spelun*y.
By the way, this is obvious, but everytime Reimu got shot, it's treated as headshot.
Mister's eyes are blank, his face like a dead yukkuri.
But as he closed his eyes, he saw a ray of hope. Marisa! Maybe if he played as Marisa, now he can do something... never realizing he's raising his own death flag.
First, he went to hide, but the character Marisa proclaimed that the Strongest Great Marisa need not to hide!
In the parachute scene, Marisa is panicked when its hat is blown away, never managed to open the parachute. The soil is coloured with paste.
Mister played until daybreak and of course, keep on dying along the way.
Mister laughed to himself. It's impossible to finish this game.
After refreshing his head with coffee, he get out of the house, locked the door and head to the park nearby. There, he throw all his stress to the stray yukkuri there.
Don't get cocky! You're all so weak and defenceless, why do you think you can get in special ops anyway!?
Of course, the yukkuri can't understand a single thing that Mister is saying.
The next day, a patch is released to fix that completely unbalanced yukkuri mode. What the patch do is simply erasing that yukkuri mode altogether.