Little Komarisa asks Papa Marisa what the building is. Papa Marisa says that the store is a Mister Restaurant that sells tasty food and sweet sweet. Komarisa wants to go in and eat but Papa Marisa says they need money to go in as it's the human's rule. Komarisa thinks that humans are uneasy and stupid, and Papa agrees with her.
One day while hunting, Marisa finds a black object on the ground and looks through it and finds more money than she can count and decides to take her little one along with her Reimu and Koreimu to the restaurant to eat.
When they go inside they start being obnoxiously loud claiming that they are important and god like since they are "Guests" for the restaurant and start demanding food, sweets, and special treatment. It lasts for one minute...
One of the workers kicks them outside and they start cursing at him and puffing at him. Saying that they are annoying, he steps on Komarisa.
They scream some more and he kicks the Deibu in the face, knocking out a lot of its teeth.
Marisa says that they followed all of the humans' rules by having money before going into the restaurant. The worker says that's not such a bad thing to try and do and checks the wallet they got...for a measly 4 yen (Not even $.04 USD). He says there really is money in there and then asks what the hell the Marisa was doing with it.
Marisa says since Marisa found it it was hers, but the Worker says that the humans' rules say that lost items must be returned to their owner, something Marisa who believes in "Finders Keepers" doesn't understand, until the worker reminds it that Marisa was trying to follow human rules.
The worker then checks the wallet and finds an ID and proceeds to call the owner of the wallet. However, the strays refuse to give up and Marisa declares its intent to beat the worker up to the cheers of its family while the Worker in explaining the circumstances to the wallet's owner.
The Marisa does its "Super Powerful Tackle" attack and is utterly shocked that the Worker is still alive, let alone still ignoring it.
The Worker gets off the phone with the wallet's owner and crams the family into a cardboard box, having heard the story from the wallet's owner.
It seems yesterday, the owner was trying to buy something from a vending machine but accidentally dropped his wallet. There the Marisa quickly ran out of its hiding spot and steals it without him realizing that he had dropped it. It seems that once the Marisa had hidden she started to insult the owner, and since the owner didn't want to look around in the dirty alleyway he gave up. He was also EXTREMELY pissed.
The Marisa starts to panic as she listens to the worker. The worker then says he's looking forward to when the owner comes to claim the wallet since he wanted to have a nice long chat with Marisa.
The Deibu tries to get out of the punishment by saying that it was all Marisa's fault as well as apologize for being so cute, something the brat Koreimu copies.
The worker ignores then and closes the box, leaving the family alone together in the dark.
Thanks a lot for the summary Harouki, but i'll admit the story wasn't exactly what i expected, in the good way.
I thought it would be a typical "trying to force the owners to hand over sweets and stuff only to get killed in the spot" but it turns out to be a story about yukkuris not understanding at all human rules and trying to apply them with their mistaken views about them, only for it to bite them back in the ass.
TexasEasy said: Yukkuris: somehow managing to make working in the service industry even more degrading and rage inducing.
See the bright side:
1) Free Punching Bag 2) Stress Relievers 3) Violence and even "Erradication" of them would not only be allowed and encouraged but also prefered by the other clients, some may even tip you or act nicer out of you "taking care" of the annoying trash that was a few bounces of ruining their meal.