Oh man, I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks to the translator/s, keep up the fantastic work.
Mother Reimu: Yufuu, yufuu! Yu- Yuuu? Even though Reimu escaped so far, Flan doesn't chase her...? Why...
Mother Reimu: Maybe Reimu managed to get away? But bodied yukkuris can run as fast as Mister Human, so there is no way Reimu could... yuu!
Mother Reimu: What if she discovered the little ones...!? It would be terrible! I have to go back! Wait for me, little ones! Mommy is coming right away!Mother Reimu: Yu-Yu-Yu! *drag drag*
Mother Reimu: Flan really can't take it easy after all! Reimu was an idiot for thinking she could take it easy because she's a pet!
Mother Reimu: It's good we were able to escape while Flan is on Mister Phone, but we still have to be careful! Reimu's hiding the little ones in the trash pile nearby and becoming a decoy!
Mother Reimu: In a time like this, Reimu has to calm down and act! Even if Flan chases after her, it's only Reimu who won't be able to take it easy! Little ones will be saved!
Mother Reimu: Goodbye, little ones... Take it easy for Mommy's sake, too! Even when Mommy is gone, do your best together to live easy!Flan: Now then, enough talking! Count how many trash cans you destroyed until now!
Mother Reimu: YUNYAAAAAAA! We-we alwayz properly put Mizder Trash Can back after looking for mizder fooooood! So forgibe us bleaazeeeee! I beg youuuuuuu!
KoMarisa: YUAAAAAAAA! *piss*
KoReimu: Stop iiiiit! Wand do go hoooooome! *piss*
Flan: Excuses are useless! This is Flan's work and reason to live. Should I pluck the little manjuus' eyes first? Or maybe the shit manjuu's remaining eye-eye would be better?
Mother Reimu: Don'd do neitheeer! Sdob iiiiidd!
Kos: Mwommmyyyyyy!
Flan: Uu, that's right, I first tore the hat of the right little one, so now I'll do "kyuu" and "kaboom" to the left one...*splat*KoMarisa: Yugu-yuuu...! Marisa's mister hat... why...
KoReimu: Marisa, be quiet easy! Flan will find us!
KoMarisa: Yuguu...Yuu...Yuu...!
KoReimu: Marisa still has beautiful Mister Ribbon on her mister braid! Take it easy! Besides, for a mister hat, Mommy will find you again something beautiful for sure!
KoMarisa: We even lost the house... Yuggu... Eggu...!
KoReimu: House too, Mommy will make it again! This time we will help her together, okay! We can definitely make it even prettier than the last one!
KoMarisa: Yugu... Reibu... Thang you...
KoReimu: It's okay, Marisa! Until Mommy returns, let's wait quietly together easy! Don't make any loud noises!Flan: Isn't mister the owner of a platinum badged yukkuri!?!?!? Can't mister be more gentlemanly and respectable for the sake of Flan!?!?
Mister: [What is Flan talking about? Mister is very respectable gentleman compared to all the other owners!! The hentai kind of respectable gentleman!!]
Flan: UUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Mister: [Also, isn't Flan the prize for a certain someone for a yukkuri abuse novel contest? Because mister is the winner so I have the right to do anything I want to Flan! If you can understand then hurry up and come back!! Mister will eagerly await Flan, commando style!!!]
Flan: Flan is going to snap it!!! Flan is going to snap mister's dick!!!
Mister: [Isn't talking dirty over the phone a bit too luxurious? Hurry up and come back and say it to my face!! That way the miyon between my crotch-- *click*]
Flan: Haa... Haa...should come before 113
Flan: U....UWAAAAAAAAA!!! The phoneeeee!!!! And Flan just changed it to a different model two days agooooooo!!!!
Flan: This... This is all mister's fault!!!! That stupid misterrrrr!!! First, Flan is going to destroy this shit family blazing fast and then go complain to the...
113 and 114 are swapped
Flan: They.... ran away...
Flan: But... if Flan gives chase right now.... u... Maybe it's better if Flan went home right now... Last time Flan got home late, and the punishment game was mister refreshing with Flan's socks still on and it was super disgusting... uu.... but Flan doesn't want to go home...
Flan: Uuuu-------------------......
Flan: No use worrying.... going home....Mister: [What are you saying? Mister wants to get refreshed with Flan-chan's socks right now! So come back home fast!]
Flan: U...UUUU!?
Mister: [Without little Flan's socks, mister's super high density concentrated yogurt milk can't be released at full throttle!? Hurry up and come back, take off your sweat filled socks and give it here pronto! It's ok to take it off!]
Flan: UUUUUUUUU!? Cut that crap out mister!!!! Didn't Flan tell mister not to look at Flan with that perverted look!????
Mister [It's useless to talk about ways to oppose the universal laws! And mister's perverted stares are only for your socks! Enough about that, hurry up and let mister's peni-peni rub rub!]
Flan: ..... *snaps*"Fla~me in my che~st scorches the foot~sie~~
Today's abyuse is not an avera~ge one~~" (ringtone)
Flan: Uu? What's this?
"If I fina~lly lose to scum~s power,
Refre~shing will be plunged into dark~ness!"
Flan: Who is it at this hour? *takes out[?]* Uu, mi-mister...
"The ga~ze of bo~died Remilia~~ *beep*"
Flan: Mi- mister? Flan is in a middle of an important job right now, so if you have something for me, leave it for later. Flan will return before the sun sets, so-
Abyuse song: Honoo no Kinnikuman, http://www.animelyrics.com/anime/kinnikuman/honoo.htmFlan: There's no way a pet yukkuri would be nice to dirty strays! Are you stupid? Besides, Flan has a job of exterminating strays that dirty the city. Look at that
Mother Reimu: Yuuuu!?
Flan: It's the Reimu that wanted to squash your children. If I don't preserve her properly after killing, mister merchant won't take her. The size and price is different, too. Well, that and plucking eyes is Flan's hobby. It helps with stress relief
Mother Reimu: YUUUUU!
Flan: Leaving the children alive is also Flan's hobby. Nice strays have good voices. The little manjuu screaming for their parents for help, and the shit manjuu going to die unable to do anything. It's so thrilling
Mother Reimu: YUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Flan: Too bad, Reimu. Your destination is despairKos: Take it easy!Mother Reimu: Little ones! Thank goodness, you're alright!
Kos: Yu...! Moooommyyy!
Mother Reimu: Sorry for making you wait! But scary Flan is now gone, so don't worry! Take it easy!
KoReimu: Mommy! Mooommyyy! Yu-Yu! *bounce bounce*
KoMarisa: Mommy! Take-take it easy! *bounce bounce*
Mother Reimu: Little ones, running is dangerous! Mommy is coming there right now, so please wait easy! *drag drag*
KoReimu: Can't wait! Reimu wants to go there in one second and rub-rub with mommy! *bounce bounce*
KoMarisa: Marisa too, Marisa wants to take it easy with mommy right now! *bounce bounce*
Mother Reimu: Li-little ones...! *drag drag*KoReimu: Yuu.. Mommy, you're late...
KoMarisa: Yun...
KoReimu: Mister stomach is empty...
KoMarisa: ...What if Mommy got eaten by Flan...
KoReimu: Yuuu! Don't say scary things! Mommy is a really easy yukkuri! She'll definitely come back!
KoMarisa: Yu...That's right. Sorry, Reimu. I'm sure Mommy will return safe
KoReimu: But she really is late... Maybe something happened
KoMarisa: Hey, Reimu, let's go meet her halfway!
KoReimu: Yuu? But, Mommy said we can't move from here...
KoMarisa: What if Mommy has some uneasy wound because of Flan! Then we have to go to her!
KoReimu: Yuu!? That's terrible! Let's go out right now to meet Mommy, easy!Flan: ...Well, this is how Flan disposes of scum wild yukkuri. You mistook these dead bodies of that scum's two children for your own. So mistakes like this happen... Well, you were in a desperate situation...
Mother Reimu: Re-Reimu will protect her cute little ones! Li-little ones, hide behind Mommy's back!
KoReimu: Yuuuuuuu!
KoMarisa: Moooommy!
Mother Reimu: Reimu is no-not sca-scared of you at all! So-so go away easy! Do-don't take it easy and go away right now! *piss*
Flan: Li-listen to me... *surprised*Mother Reimu: Yu-Yuuuuuuuu!??????
KoMarisa: Marisa's haaaaaaat!??????
KoReimu: Whyyyyyyyyyy!??????Flan: Uu? What are you talking about *rrip*Mother Reimu: ...? Yuuu? Little one, what happened to your eyeeeeees!?
KoReimu: Yu! Mommy! Reimu can now see again! Take it easy!
KoMarisa: Reimu's eyes healed! Take it easy!
Mother Reimu: Reallyyyyy? Yuuuuu! Thank goodness, little one! Take it easy! Marisa, you too, take it... Yuu! That's right, I have a present for you! A mister hat... Yu? Where's mister hat?
Flan: ....*dangle*
KoMarisa: Yuu! It's Marisa's mister haat!
KoReimu: This is Marisa's mister hat! Give it back easy!
Mother Reimu: Little ones, mister hat is very important, so first thank Flan for saving you! Flan, thank you for my precious children easy! Take it easy!
Kos: Thank you easy! Take it easy!KoMarisa: Yuu!? What is Mister Platinum Badge? Mommy
KoReimu: Can it take it easy?
Mother Reimu: Mister platinum badge is amazing! To tell you how amazing... Mommy told you earlier how she has a mister silver badge when she was a pet long ago?
KoMarisa: Yu, yun...
Mother Reimu: Above that silver badge, the yukkuri that are even easier have mister gold badge... And above that, the amazingly smart, easiest of the easiest yukkuri have mister platinum badge!
KoMarisa: Yu, yuuuuuuuu!?
KoReimu: Whaaaaat!?
Mother Reimu: In other words, that Flan is a pet and an amazingly easy yukkuri!
Kos: Yuuuuu! Amaaaazing!
Flan: *grin...*Flan: Uu! Listen to me already! Stop babbling and look at Flan's chest!
Mother Reimu: Yu-.... Yuuuuu!? Platinum badgeeeeeeee!!!!!?SLAMMM!!