Fire is inadequate. Nuke them from orbit just to be sure.
yes and destroy several city blocks killing hundreads/thousands of people, distroying a large quantanty of homes, and irrediate the surronding land for the next 100 years or more. 'slow clap'.
yukkuriking said: yes and destroy several city blocks killing hundreads/thousands of people, distroying a large quantanty of homes, and irrediate the surronding land for the next 100 years or more. 'slow clap'.
First take out a map and a protractor. Draw a circle with a 10 mile radius with these yukkuri in the center. This area is declared "Deibu infested". It is to be nuked until we are certain there is nothing but glass left. If you are concerned that some civilians may die I need to ask you, do you want to solve the yukkuri problem or just sit around wringing your hands while shitheads apologize of being so cute?
This is only a first step. In order to have any effect on the shithead's forces we are going to need a bio weapon. Maybe we could get the factory boys to whip up a fast breeding wriggle that only eats bean paste.
conventional force isn't enough though. The true battleground is in the hearts and minds of our citizens. As long as there is one yukkuri sympathizer still left we have not won this war. We need to change our school system so that people are taught what a menace yukkuri are before they have a chance to be exposed to the anti-abuse propagandist's lies.
Remember: every "good" yukkuri you spare is a shithead waiting to happen.
Don't waste nuke on manjuus they are easy to kill, hose them or something, water does the trick.
Plus we can't just kill ALL the yu's some are actually nice. . .or someone's pet or *ehem* Pet Lover *ehem* *glances at Trap-Aki and Sanaeaki work's*
We cannot face the shithead invasion indiscriminately, we would waste too much resources and end up killing the worthwhile nicehead ones as well. We have to be Selective and Precise, like a Sniper or a Hitman.
That's the kind of thinking that got us into this mess JIE
If they are so easy to kill why haven't we exterminated them all yet? The only explanation that I can think of is that weak willed people have given them shelter. And from there the whole shithead population can reconstitute itself.
We cannot afford to appease the yu menace. No mercy. No quarter. We will drive them into the sea, and if somehow some of them survive we will drive them into the sun.
We cannot wait for half measures to take effect while innocent people are suffering. I offer you a choice: join me in this righteous war, or be called a shitty slave until the yukkuri make you take it easy forever.
Again, Selective and Precise dispatching, we can't kill all of them, not all of them deserve it, only the majority. It's either that or a massive campaign of selective breeding meant to fix what natural selection didn't fix.
Absolute Extermination is left for the point of not return, and that would be when the 100% of the Yu population is shithead or scum, until then, no Exterminatus for ALL the manjuus, only selective killing and breeding.
The Forces of OYP shall not walk the path of Chaos and do Exterminatus when there are still options to solve the problem!
As long as two yukkuri remain alive, they will breed As long as yukkuri breed, shitheads will be born and inevitably some of them will escape into the wild, and the resources we put into exterminating them will have been wasted.
The factory has found many interesting ways to kill yukkuri and many interesting shapes they can force yukkuri to become, but I have yet to hear about a single experiment yielding a non-shithead yukkuri. We've already exhausted the potential of selective breeding. It's time to take more decisive action.
You can't reason with yukkuri. You can't even train them. Sure gold-badges are respectful but they will not follow orders. The only way we will stop their madness is if we stop them entirely.
You say that you won't walk the path of Chaos but the actions you recommend would lead to the inevitable corruption of humanity.
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Ah you know, exterminatus, sparring, breeding, teaching, smacking around, throwing them to the lake, etc. All for the kicks and giggles.
Usually i don't ham up this much, but since Path did, i thought it would be fun to answer in a equally hammy up way, it's not like we can't have fun acting like this was all serious and important when it isn't, right?
Trash, but not shitheads. I'm not sure what to make of this. Ot at least, not the usual brand of shitheads...
A true shithead knows no boundaries. To them, on a scale of 1 to 10, they rate a 100, their children a 10, their mate a 5, and the rest of the world a -100. The very idea that anyone could possibly not worship them is foreign, let alone that they could do wrong.
In one of the stories I wrote (I'm not an artist, so they're on fanfiction.net), an abyuser is out to torment shitheads, and he's just disfigured and horribly crippled a Remilia and has released it to bait out the next shithead. A Deibu comes along, crushes it and demands sweets, using the typical "shitty geezer" line to address anon. Anon says that surely the great and powerful slayer of Remilias doesn't need his help to find food, then admits in the narration that this was kind of unfair because there's no non-shithead way to respond to that: If she believes that she can kill Remilias, she's got a massively overinflated ego like a shithead, and if she continues to demand sweets, she's a shithead.
The Deibu chooses option number three: Threaten to eat anon. THAT is the essence of a shithead.