Tried Hunting a Dosu
Anon gets stranded due to a lack of fuel, and seeks help at a village. He notices some yukkuri eating the village's grown vegetables, and asks if they coexist with yukkuris. He finds out that the villagers fear the Dosu of the clan and its Dosu Spark, which is why the yukkuris can do what they like.
Anon says he'll get rid of the Dosu, and borrows a hoe. He finds the Dosu with some of its clan members, and approaches. As usual, they sneer and insult, which gives him the time to get close enough and hit Dosu in the eye with the hoe.
After some initial panic, the Dosu remembers to use its Spark, but as it is charging up after eating the mushroom, Anon uses a folded newspaper to create a loud noise, which shocks the Dosu and causes the Spark to blow up, damaging it and the surrounding yukkuri. This is due to yukkuris having different sense organs from humans apart from eyes and tongue.
He then takes out its feet, before throwing a lighted newspaper into the Dosu's mouth, eliciting a terrible scream.
The clan is in shock, but the Sage Patchouli decides that they'll make Anon the new Clan Leader since he's strong enough to defeat Dosu, and the rest of the clan immediately denounce the Dosu as uneasy and backs the idea. Anon thinks of a good idea, and comes back with the rest of the villagers. The clan thinks that he's brought them slaves, but they soon realize they're wrong.
As Anon watches, Dosu pleads for its clan, saying that it suffering should be enough. Anon admits that the scenery before them does make him feel some sympathy, but it's not enough. Thus, the screams of the yukkuri clan continue throughout the night.