classic stories 1-59
1.
Anon spent all his money in gambling to get a yukkuri Flan, but he ended up with a Yukkurisa and a few Yukkureimus (including a family). So he wants to get rid of them. He gets one Reimu (let's call her Lover) to confess her love for the Yukkurisa. They start rubbing cheeks. Then, he cages them all except for the Yukkurisa, gets another Yukkureimu, shakes it to make it horny, and gets it to rape Yukkurisa. Lover screams. When it's about to...uh, finish, he GOLDION HAMMERs it. Everyone is shocked. He does this with a lot more Reimus, until Yukkurisa gets horny too and blurts out "Why are you crushing them before Marisa feels good!!? Crush them after Marisa feels good!!!" This time, he puts one of the mini Yukkureimus next to her. Yukkurisa rapes it, its mother and Lover scream. "You're tiny, so it feels good!!!" Goldion Hammer again. Same for the rest of the minis. Then he puts the mother there. It tries to smash Yukkurisa, but he stops it and lets Yukkurisa rape it. Again, Goldion Hammer. Yukkurisa's going insane. Then he puts Lover with her. "Marisa: Hey, let's hav-" "Lover: YOU LYING BITCH I LOVED YOU SMASH SMASH SMASH". End for Yukkurisa. "I just wanted to feel good!!!"
2.
In another, Anon has experimented with a lot, so he knows their physiology. He almost boils two yukkuris (one Marisa and one Reimu), dips them in frozen water, and takes their skin off. Yukkuris wake up without their skin. "Id hurds!!!" He shows them a mirror, whereupon they are shocked. He then says he found their skins, and he'll give them back. Disregarding their protests, he puts Marisa's skin on Reimu and vice versa. With glue. He then shuts them in small boxes for 3 days. A week later, they were still pathetically rubbing against each other, trying to take their skin back.
3.
Another with a twist: Marisa finds a family of Yukkureimus and a Yukkurisa in her house. She cages them, and Marisa says "It's not my fault, it was their idea!!! Let me go easy!!!" She lets it go. It says "Drop dead easy!!!" to the other ones before leaving. One week later, it's forgotten what it did (they always do) and sees the family again. "Hey, let's take it eas-" She gets violently rejected, and she doesn't believe that she betrayed them. It goes home, but it's been taken over by another Yukkurisa. "Get out easy, this is Marisa's home!!!" "No, you get out easy, this is Marisa's home!!!" After a week of being unable to take it easy due to every yukkuri in the forest hating it, it bumps into the Yukkureimu family again. "Hey, let's take it eas-" It gets lynched. Alice then finds it, heavily injured, and takes it home, revealing a JUST AS PLANNED; she orchestrated the whole thing from the beginning because she wanted a yukkuri that sees her as emotional support, not as a food source.
4.
Kaguya owns a yukkuri Chen and tends to spoil it, so it's quite self-absorbed.. One day, they go to an underground lab, where Kaguya puts it on a red-hot iron plate. She then sews its eyes shut. (Its exclamation it "I don't get it!"; "getting it" is as precious to yukkuri Chens as "taking it easy" is to the rest of the yukkuris.) Since then, it spent the whole day trembling in a corner. A few weeks later, Kaguya takes it to the laboratory and sews its mouth shut, leaving a small hole to feed it. It now serves as an armrest. Whenever Kaguya needs a massage, she clips one of its tails with a pair of scissors. The convulsions feel good.
5.
Yuyuko leaves for the day. Youmu goes for a nap after finishing her work, and wakes up to a yukkuri Yuyuko chewing on her ghost half. How it got there is a mystery. She faints and pisses herself. When she wakes up, she sees it sleeping as if nothing happened, and cuts it to pieces. Yuyuko walks in, sees the mess and understands completely. She sends Youmu to take a bath, and cleans the room while RAGEing. It turns out she was keeping some yukkuris as a midnight snack. She gathers them, has dinner with Youmu, and proposes that they eat a few manjuu together. They eat them alive. (Youmu only has time to eat two.) They share the last one mouth-to-mouth. It screams "Why are you doing this!!?" "Because one of your kind hurt my cute, cute Youmu."
6.
Three with Meiling:
-She sees that there's going to be a yukkuri fighting tournament. She catches a Yukkureimu and trains it brutally, starving it and making it eat other Yukkureimus first, slowly turning it from a weeping and screaming mess to a killer. She then gets a Yukkuremi. It thinks it gets to eat the Yukkureimu, but it gets its hand bitten off. Scream. It then gets eaten. Then comes the championship. They get to the finals, where it gets a double KO with Alice's Yukkurisa (she had been keeping its friends hostage, apparently). In the end, Alice wins, but Meiling has found a new hobby.
7.
A Yukkuremi tries to sneak into the SDM. It gets kicked by a sleeping Meiling. It tries (pathetically) to punish her with its umbrella, but the same thing happens again. Now RAGEing, it tries a third time. She dodges (in her sleep) and starts juggling it. After a minute of juggling, it drops to the ground, battered. It regenerates (they do that) and tries again. Meiling sits on it, doing some sort of hold on it. It screams. Sakuya comes in, and wakes Meiling up, telling her to get it over with. Meiling is surprised, but throws the Yukkuremi off and blows its torso away with a palm strike. Rumia comes in and eats it. End.
8.
Middle of summer. The others have gone to Reimu's shrine, and Meiling is hungry and very hot. (In b4 she's always hot.) She sees a family of Yukkurisas that insist the SDM belongs to them. They try to get in, Meiling makes them faint with a shout. She then eats half of them (they wake up while being chewed). She doesn't really like sweet food, though, so she's delighted when a Yukkuremi shows up (they're meat buns, whereas the Reimus and Marisas are sweet). She throws a Yukkureimu at it to stall it, and gets a wok out. Yukkuremi tortures Yukkurisa, but doesn't eat it. Meiling then forces a bottle of soy sauce down Yukkuremi's throat, knocks it out, pulls off the wings and limbs, and starts woking it. It wakes up, trying to get out of the wok, but no. Meiling is quite excited and gives the wok one final shake, but it gets detached from the handle and breaks one of the SDM's windows. Meiling didn't eat that night.
9.
Mokou is returning home from Keine's place, where she ended up staying for three days. She finds a yukkuri family that think the place belongs to them. She dismembers the small ones, then starts scooping out the big one's cheeks with a spoon. She heard that the core is delicious. When she takes it out, it stops screaming. She then decides to take the sweet bean paste she's gathered to Eientei, to have a feast with Kaguya.
10.
In the sequel, she finds out that yukkuris have eaten Kaguya's bonsai trees. (In b4 bad enough etc.) They make Mokou's paste into cakes, and have dinner. Kaguya then proposes yukkuri hunting between herself and Mokou. They split up, Mokou goes to the Forest of Magic, starts a fire and tells a yukkuri family that they won't be able to take it easy because of the fire, so they should gather all the other yukkuris. More than 300 of them. She sets a few of them on fire (without them realizing it was her) and tells them to dive into the river, but the flames won't go out with water, because phoenix. She then gathers them, and says she's going to take them to a place where they can take it easy. She incinerates them. A small one is left, to which she explains she did it. Terrified, it tries to leave. Tries. Later, she meets up with Kaguya. It turns out Kaguya used her eternity manipulation to make them reproduce instantly, so she got over 2000 of them. "Next time I won't cheat" she says.
11.
Reisen and Tewi decide to have a yukkuri hunting match on their vacations. After various events, Reisen ends up promising a big family of Yukkureimus that she'll give them candy. They line up, and she shoots a suppository through all of them, except for the last one that was jumping out of joy at the moment. It took one more bullet. In the meantime, Tewi was using her good luck to get the yukkuris to come to her. In the end, Tewi beat Reisen by two. Reisen was pissed.
12.
In the sequel, they go out for yukkuri "observation". Upon seeing a Reimu and Marisa pair, they stealthily kill the Reimu, and the Marisa is horrified and confused. After a while, they kill it and go on to a family of Yukkureimus and a Chen. Reisen drives the Chen crazy, making it think the others are food. It kills the small ones, and is about to eat the big one when Reisen cancels the effect. It "doesn't get it", and gets crushed by the big one. The two then go on to find a pair of old Reimu and Marisa, who have developed sarcastic personalities. Reisen: "Let's tease them and see." Yukkurisa: "She says she's going to tease us." Yukkureimu: "Scary, scary." The two get pissed and tear them to pieces. After that, Reisen felt that she got along better with Tewi.
13.
Yukkuris have families (at least the normal Yukkuris do, I don't know about the semi-yukkuris). That doesn't stop them from comiting cannibalism. One family got stuck in their cave for the winter with a small amount of food, some sweets that belonged to one of the small ones and a lot of cotton candy from the Anon that was taking care of them. They kill the small one because it wouldn't let them eat the sweets, and later kill the rest of the small ones because they needed food. After they finish them, a few weeks later, they find out that they're short on food again. I can't remember exactly what goes on here, but they end up eating half of the remaining ones and, as soon as they've finished those too, they decide to eat the food they had and spend the rest of the winter eating the cotton candy. It had been a long time, though, so no more cotton candy. They go crazy and start eating each other. Last Yukkuri Standing promptly forgets the whole thing and exclaims "Where is everyone? Oh, they must have gone to look for food! Come back easy! I'll take it easy and wait for you ^_^".
14.
In another, more mild example, Anon goes into a Reimu/Marisa pair's cave to escape the rain. They try to kick (?) him out, but he throws the Reimu out. It tries to come back in, but it's drenched in mud and making the cave dirty. When it tries to shake the mud off and gets the other two dirty, Anon throws it out. He then conspires with Marisa, who says "Dirty Reimu should take it easy outside of the cave!!!" Reimu stands under a tree, but gets drenched and melts. Afterwards, Anon offers to take Marisa to his home so they can take it easy together. He dumps it in a sewage tank.
15.
One day, Anon returns from work after being sexually harassed by his gay boss. He finds a family of Yukkureimus, 20 of them. They shout at him to get out of their home. He's not in the mood, so he asks them to let him stay for the night. They demand thanks. They then wake him up at 6 in the morning, demanding to take it easy. He then starts the quarrel, pissing them off by falling to their level. "We'll get angry!!!" "And what will you do?" They have a match. They're convinced that they can beat him. In the beginning he knocks away the big one, and the small ones start assailing him. Nice massage, he says. Even after an hour of headbutting him, after he's crushed half of them, they're still saying "Just a little more!!! We can do it!!!". Anon then points out that the big one had fallen asleep. When the small ones try to wake it up, it demands to be left alone so it can take it easy. Anon makes a deal; he'll let them live if they eat the big one. They hesitate a little. The big one then begs Anon to help it. Anon says "they're your children, do you want me to crush them?" "Yes!!!" He does so, leaving only one. It exclaims "Where's mommy!!?" "I'm right here!!!" "Who are you, old lady!!? My mommy's much prettier than you!!!" After a while, he crushes them both.
16.
One day, Sanae visits Marisa to tell her that her yukkuri has grown to the size of half a room. (She has a family of Yukkureimus, this is the eldest one.) Marisa thinks that Sanae is weird, since everyone else in Gensokyo sees yukkuris as food, but Sanae raises them lovnigly. (Kanako also disapproves.) They visit the big yukkuri, and Marisa says it's pregnant. The number of babies depends on the size it's swollen to, and with this extreme size it'll die during birth. Sanae despairs, but Marisa suggests an abortion. Sanae hesitates, but she loves the big one (in b4 slut jokes) too much. Said abortion involves bashing it with a metal bat until it throws them up. What follows is a detailed description of Sanae crying while hitting it, and the yukkuri throwing up a torrent of sweet bean paste (read: yukkuri carcasses) and deflating. When it deflates enough to regain its speech: "Zdob id, Mwommy! My babiez are dying!" (It considers Sanae its mother). Sanae almost breaks down. After it has deflated completely, she folds it and takes it away. The room is flooded knee-deep in bean paste. Marisa then reveals that she had hidden the rest of the family in the closet. "That's what will happen to you if you get pregnant. So don't." "Okay, lady!!!" *shiver shiver* She then tells them that Sanae said they can have the bean paste on the floor. They're overjoyed. The plan is to get Sanae to see what dirty and barbaric creatures they are, so that she stops seeing them like that. The next time she met Sanae, the yukkuris with her were trembling.
17.
A family of Yukkureimus is living in an abandoned house. They have a lot of food stored there, and take it easy every day. One day, an old man came in and started (IIRC) vacuum cleaning. The babies were horrified by the noise. When he stopped, they all told him to get out. He ignored them and sat on the big one. He took an apple from their storage and started eating it. The small ones shout "That's our food, mister!!! Put it down easy!!! Go away easy!!!" He ignores them, throws the apple away and gets out some gum. They change their minds, and tell him "Since you ate our food, give us some of that!!!" (The big one was moaning all along, but they stopped paying attention in fromt of the food.) He finally pays attention, and tells them to stand in a line. He then takes the gum from his mouth, and stretches it over their hair. They futilely try to lick it off each other. He then lights a cigarette, and blows the smoke on them. "*cough* That stinks, mister!!! Go away easy!!!" They finally notice the big one moaning, and try to approach him, but he farts. They go into a corner to escape the smell, but they keep shouting at him. Needless to say, the big one was horrified. He then stands up and tells them they can take it easy together. He starts jumping around, chasing the small yukkuris, almost stopming them several times. When they're too exhausted to run, he leaves, saying "We're good friends now, let's take it easy again tomorrow!" Needless to say, the whole family moved out while crying the same day.
18.
Anon meets a family of Yukkureimus and Yukkurisas (mixed?). He asks them to let him stay at their place, and gives them some pork in return. They invite him, and he offers to teach them a game. "Slaughter game" "Slot...ter...game?" He picks a small one up, takes out a knife and says "First, we choose the "pig". We do this" (he slices its back with the knife) "and the pig pretends it's in pain." Indeed, the small one is screaming. Wow, it's really good at this game. "Then, we step on the pig until all its bean paste comes out. In the next round, someone else will be the pig, so it's okay." He gives the knife to the eldest sister, and leaves. They all play happily together, until only the eldest sister is left. The mother comes home, sees the mess, and the eldest greets her with "Welcome back easy!!! We all took it easy together!!!". "Did you do this!!?" Yes!! We played easy together!!!" Something happened after this, not specified.
19.
Remilia is getting pissed at a Yukkuremi that's started to consider SDM as its own, and takes it to the mountains to kill it. She gives it a last bowl of its favorite pudding, but it throws the bowl in her face because it wanted cookies at the moment. It then laughs. Remilia is seriously pissed, and takes it back to the castle to "break" it. She puts it in an iron maiden. It begs to be freed, Remi and Sakuya have tea for an hour and then close the face portion of the iron maiden, putting its eyes out. A month later, they suddenly remember it. They take it out (it regenerates, so it was still alive) and put it in Flandre's room. Flandre now has a regenerating, screaming new toy. Yay.
20.
According to fanon, this is what happens to the Yukkureimu that Reimu was taking care of in Makako's comics.
The two were living peacefully together, Reimu feeding Yukkureimu snacks and Yukkureimu offering herself as a pillow for Reimu. One day, Reimu went out to investigate a disaster. Yukkureimu decided to try to clean the shrine, but was kidnapped (yukkurinapped?) by an eagle, which took it to its nest. At first it was all "I'm flying in the sky!!! Yay!!!" but when the eagle's young started eating it, it stopped having fun. After getting a lot of wounds and heavy loss of bean paste, it fell off the nest into the forest. Ants got on it and started eating the paste, so it started bouncing towards a random direction, hoping the shrine was that way. It found a puddle and shook off the ants, and went on to find a garden. It thought that if it ate the vegetables there, its wounds would heal, but then it remembered that Reimu had scolded it for eating strangers' plants. The ants were catching up. Yukkureimu didn't want Reimu to hate her, so she didn't eat the vegetables. She was losing consciousness. The ants caught up. Yukkureimu's last thought was "I wanted to take it easy with Reimu more".
21.
Mokou is taking a walk through a spot in the forest she used to like, before it got infested with yukkuris. She sees them playing around, sees the damage they've done to the plants and the land, and gets pissed. They call out to her, "let's take it easy together, miss!!!". She agrees, and goes home to fetch some equipment. A bamboo pole, some string, and a "This is the result of taking it easy!!!" yukkuri Cirno, who was in some sort of hibernation. She catches the little yukkuris, uses the bis sister as a chair, scalps the big yukkuri, puts it on the yukkuri Cirno, makes a fishing pole with the bamboo and string, and starts fishing with the little yukkuris as bait. She eventually catches a big fish, and uses the scalped yukkuri as a fridge, putting the fish inside it. She then hooks another small yukkuri, and while throwing it, a Yukkuremilia catches it. Mokou decides that it's a big fish in a way, and eats it. Alive. She then goes home, satisfied with today's catch.
22.
Anon is gathering mushrooms for Marisa in the forest, and comes upon a Yukkureimu nest. He leaves the basket outside to take a peek inside, but the Reimus pop out, eat the mushrooms before he can react, breaking the basket in the process. Anon is furious, so he grabs the big one and kicks one of the small ones into a tree, squashing it. The others can't understand why he's doing this, they never did anything bad, and they're screaming. Anon almost rips the big one's hair out, throws it away and messes up their nest. The small ones cry out "Reimu's hoooooome!!! ;_;". He then ties them all on a tree, and tells them "Remirya (Yukkuremilia's actual name) is gonna eat you". They panic. "Or perhaps you'll be taken to the factory." Now they're going insane with terror. He then leaves them there, to whatever fate awaits them.
23.
Anon has left Remirya in his car, in the middle of summer. She's got the safety belt on, so she can't move, and it's very uncomfortable. Anon then comes back and offers to cool her with some dry ice. She joyfully gets the dry ice all over her face and hands, but then it sticks her hands to her face. She can't take her hands off her cheeks by herself, so she asks Anon. He pulls them off, ripping quite a lot of skin off in the process. She starts crying, but the salty tears hurt her wounds even more. In great pain and unable to even cry, she's desperate. She puts her hands back to her cheeks without thinking, and they get stuck again. "You want me to pull them off again?" "No!!! ;_;" He then chooses the other way, to leave her in the car for a couple of hours while he goes to the beach. At 2 o' clock, in the middle of summer. He plans to gather a few pebbles for her, if she's still alive when he comes back.
24.
There's rumors of a yukkuri herd preventing the construction of a railroad (thousands of them), so two guys with a snowplow head there to investigate. The yukkuris greet them joyfully. They say they rolled down the mountain, and can't go back since they keep rolling back down. They're quite interested in the snowplow. The men invite one of them inside, put it in a glass box and start mowing down the rest. There are literal rivers of bean paste flying around. After half of them have been mowed down, the rest try to run away, but then collide with another herd of yukkuris that came down from the mountain to see what the interesting noise was. They form a mountain, and the ones in the bottom are crushed. The snowplow gan't go over the mountain, so the yukkuris on the other side relax. It then goes around. The yukkuris are stuck in the bean paste, and can't move, they can only watch. Later, back to the train station, they let out the one they took with them. It's blue, delirious with panic, and in a trance. They slap it until it wakes up, and kick it away. The plan is to make it tell the others never to go there again. A month later, the area is full of yukkuris again. Apparently, the yukkuris forget quickly. Even genocide.
25.
Yukkuri Yuyukos are called Yuubii. They are even rarer than Remiryas, and they can eat even more. They grow a body when they reach adulthood. They don't form groups, because they would eat each other eventually. There were even rumors that a fully grown one could eat a human, but they have been dispelled. Apparently, they can feed by *inhaling* other yukkuris from a distance, even fully grown Remiryas. They can also copy the characteristics of what they eat. In one fic, one sprouted wings after eating a Remirya. It then got captured in one of Eirin's yukkuri traps. By ripping said wings off, it also managed to create a familiar Remirya, which obeyed it unconditionally. (They're also quite lazy, and tend to leave everything to said helpers.) It tried to break the cage by bashing itself against it, but to no avail. Eirin caught them and took them to her laboratory, where the Yuupii heard some yukkuri voices, and started inhaling so it can eat them, but drew near some papers and gunpowder from the laboratory, and ended up with a bomb. (And also scattered papers and medicine.) Clueless, it threw it away, and the laboratory went up in flames. It tried to run away, but was caught by Eirin, who starts kicking it. It turns out that they're sakuramochi, after she kicks it to death. Cut to its cave, where a small yukkuri that can only say "yu~ yu~" is asking for food.
26.
A certain young man working with the police comes home after a long day of decieving everyone at work. He finds about that his Yukkureimu opened the door and let about 20 more Reimus and Marisas in. They've eaten all the food, broken his TV and decorations, and generally done as much damage as they could. Restraining his anger, he takes them to a room where they can take it easy. He gathers them, and builds a wall around them (don't ask me how). He then leaves them there for a day. He plans to make them experience hell on earth. The next day, he takes a hammer and a metal spike and tells them to start eating each other, or else he'll eat them. They get on with the cannibalism, but he starts driving the spike through all the yukkuris that seem to be winning, and then tells the others to eat it. In the end, he's left with the original Reimu he had and a Yukkurisa. He says "I'll eat this one." "No, Reimu's not tasty!!! Eat Marisa!!!" "Then I'll eat this one." "Marisa's not tasty!!! Eat Reimu!!!" He then gets them to fight each other, but they know that the winner gets the metal spike, so they don't know what to do. In the end, he kills them and starts thinking about what to do next. His train of thought ends with "I will becime the god of the new world!...Just kidding.
So yeah, it was Lighto.
27.
One day, Anon buys a small remote controlled vibrator from Rinnosuke, who's quite embarrassed. We're both adults, dude, what's with the blushing? Thus thinking, Anon goes home. There he sees a yukkuri he's been playing with the past few days. He slips it a tranquilizer, cuts a little hole in it and implants the vibrator. When it wakes up, he activates it. "Yuyuyuyuyu!!? What was that!!?" "Maybe it was an earthquake?" "Erthkwake!!? I don't know, but it happened!!!" Anyway, he then tells it to come again tomorrow, and bring its friends. They come the next day, one Yukkurisa and one Patchouli (who can only say "Mukyuu!"). He activates the vibrator, Yukkureimu goes super horny and starts raping the Patchouli, (whose physical condition isn't as good as that of the other yukkuris). Yukkurisa's horrified. It turns out that after copulation, the "recipient" dies, and some sort of mini-tree sprouts from them, from which 10-15 mini yukkuris are born. Anon then turns off the vibrator. Reimu asks what happened to Patchouli, Marisa screams at her. Reimu: "Liar!!! I never did that!!!" Anon then turns the vibrator back on, and Reimu rapes Marisa this time, with the same result.
28.
Anon is out for shopping at night. He likes sweets, so he bought a lot. On the way back, he meets a Yukkureimu, which greets him energetically and shows great interest in the sweets he has in the shopping bag. He lets it in the bag. It's overjoyed and starts gobbling them down, but then Anon ties the bag and starts turning it around. Of course, screams of despair are coming from inside the bag, lamenting the inability to take it easy. He keeps this up for more than ten minutes, until his arm gets tired. He then lets it out of the bag. It dizzily staggers back a meter, staring at Anon with a mixture of dizziness, hatred, surprise and dizziness. It then throws up a quarter of its size, backs up a bit more, and throws up again. Anon laughs and goes back to the store.
29.
Anon is a writer, but business is in a slump, and he's delayed the only project he's working on. Naturally, the editor is RAGEing. Anon has stayed up late, trying to finish it (on his PC), but his pet Yukkureimu keeps screaming "Stop working easy!!! Let's take it easy!!! I wanna play easy!!!". He is, of course, pissed. While hopping around the room, it tries to eat the flowers from a vase, and ends up breaking it. Of course, it denies that it's its fault. Anon RAGEs, cleans up and goes to the lower floor to dump the fragments of the vase. Upon returning, he finds the vile beast bouncing on his keyboard. The power is off. "I'm working easy too!!! I finished the work, so we can play easy!!!" Anon checks the PC, but no; all his work has been deleted. (Autosaving, Anon, do you use it?) He stares at the screen, dumbfounded, while Yukkureimu screams that since the work is over, they should play easy. He then takes it and dunks it into a garbage can. It didn't fit, so he pushes it until it does. He then puts a lid on it, and starts kicking it around the room, ignoring the screams and pleas for mercy. In the end, he kicks it down two floors, and leaves it in front of the front door. He plans to check if it's alive tomorrow.
30.
A dozen of newborn Yukkureimus has just been brought to Anon's house, and placed in an empty room. They keep asking what happened to their mother. "She was eaten by a bad Remirya." "No!!! We hate you!!! Go away!!! ;_;" Anon raises them in that room, installing a slide, a sandpit, a small pool, a trampoline and almost everything they need. When they grow up, they begin to express the desire to go outside. Anon agrees, but says that half of them will get out now, and half of them later. He takes the first half and puts them in a hamster wheel. He tells them that if they run quickly, they'll get out. After 10 minutes of running, they're exhausted, and have just started to realize that the wheel is not moving. (Yeah.) Anon then says that they have to keep running to generate electricity until they die, otherwise - look behind you. They do, and see a crowd of hungry Remiryas. They are, of course, scared out of their wits, and keep running. The wheel, however, does not move. Cut to the other half (one is left behind, btw) which are put on a conveyor belt. They grumble, but in the end calm down and decide to take it easy during the trip. After a while, "It's getting hot easy!!! I can't take it easy!!!". The conveyor belt led into a furnace. The last yukkuri was thrown into a dark room. It begged to be let out, and when the door opened, it was ecstatic. However, someone threw something into the room and closed the door. Yukkureimu went to see if that something could be taken easy with, but yukkuri Flandres do not take it easy with Yukkureimus. End.
31.
While returning home from the grocer's, Anon encounters a strange yukkuri. It's a bit red, and it speaks very quickly. It approaches him, and he offers it a bit of food. It instantly jumps and devours it in one bite. He notes that it's a yukkuri that doesn't take it easy. "I'm Reimu!!! I take it easy three times more, so I'm triple Reimu!!!" It wants to go home with him, He initially objects, since it looks like it eats a lot, but then it promises that it'll get its own food. On the way home, it runs faster than him. He thinks that if he breeds it, he'll make a lot of money.Oddly enough, it doesn't think of his house as its own, and it keeps its promise to not break anything. Apparently, it doesn't have any friends due to its uniqueness. He even sneaks a bite when it's sleeping, and it turns out to be salty. A while later, a Reimu/Marisa couple sneaks in, acting like normal yukkuris. They start teasing Triple, infuriating it. However, when they taunt Anon, Triple snaps and pounds the hell out of them, and then proceeds to eat them. (For some reason, it notes that they're megassa tasty.) It's also quite obedient and loyal. He then takes it to the factory to discuss the matter of breeding it. They put it in a cage with another Yukkureimu, which it superfucks. The normal Reimu grows a tendril, from which a number of Triples grows right away. They start speeding around. Triple says that it'll raise its babies there, so Anon should go home alone. He sells it to the factory, and they give him a baby as a bonus. He goes home with the baby, and finds a few yukkuris in his yard, taking it easy like the place belonged to them. He calls out to them, offering them sweets, and then crushes them. The baby wakes up, jumps down and starts eating them. Oddly enough, it says "Itstasty!!! Misteryoushouldeatsometoo!!! Letseatittogether!!!" A selfless yukkuri? Impossible.
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Anon works for a group dedicated to helping yukkuris. One day, after a rain that lasted for a few days, he goes to the forest and finds a family of one mother and 10 newborn koyukkuri Reimus, who were unable to go out since it was raining, and thus are starving. He takes them home, gives them chocolate and goes out to buy some more food. The mother ends up giving all of it to the kids, so she's still starving. She starts licking some of the chocolate the kids had bathed in. Then, one of them crashes into a wall while bouncing around, and leaves some bean paste on it. The mother licks it, and promptly proceeds to eat the baby. The others are screaming and assaulting her, but she starts crushing and eating them. After she's eaten the last one, she exclaims: "Refreshed!!!".
33.
One based on the recent three-page comic by Makako. Reimu's Yukkureimu is being bullied by Sakuya's Remirya. She grabs it by the scruff of the neck and drags it all the way to the SDM - for the 21st time. Meiling is used to it, but Sakuya is angry. Reimu tells her that next time she won't show any mercy, and tells Sakuya to scold Remirya. She leaves, and Sakuya promises some candy to Remirya, and sends it to its room. Meiling notes that she didn't scold it at all. The next day, of course, Remirya is chasing Yukkureimu again. Reimu grabs it, tells Yukkureimu to go home, and takes Remirya to an abandoned storehouse. She ties it up, ignoring the struggling and the screams. It turns out that Sakuya had been spoiling it to an illogical degree. Remirya then remembers that it has wings. "Buuuuu, I can fly!!!" *Rip* "Not now you can't." She then puts a heavy stone on Remirya's legs, and leaves her there with the promise that she'll never come back. It can take it easy there forever. Later, Meiling drops by on a vacation, and instantly realizes that Remirya is in the warehouse. She doesn't mind, though, since she, Remilia and Patchouli really hated it. (It had the habit of drawing on Patchouli's grimoires with crayons). Later, word got out that Sakuya was raising a Flandre. It seems the trouble is not over.
34.
One fic with multiple stories.
1) Marisa goes to Kourindou, where she meets a yukkuri for the first time. She's perplexed, and goes on to make tea, but the tea leaves, cookies and the teacup she usually uses are missing. Guess who ate them. It also broke the cup because, as Kourin says, it imitates her, and therefore tried to take out her favorite cup, breaking it. She goes outside with it under the pretext of a workout, and Master Sparks it.
2) Mokou is talking with Keine.
-This is a yukkuri.
-I see.
-Burn it plzthx.
-k.
-This is another yukkuri.
-It looks like you. It even has horns.
-Burn it plzthx.
-k.
3) Yukkuris have eaten Kaguya's bonsai trees and the rabbits' carrots, and messed up Eirin's lab. Eirin takes the rabbits and all the captured yukkuris, and goes out to make an example of them. She places one into a tool that crushes it, and skewers three more. They're still alive though, so she pours honey on them and lets the ants finish the job. She then takes five more, feeds them some sort of super dehydrating pill and skewers them. After that, she tells the rabbits that they'll do the same in various areas of the forest, to frighten the other yukkuris away.
35.
4) Meiling has captured a lot of Yukkurisas and Yukkureimus, and stored them in Patchouli's library. Patchouli and Koakuma decide to observe them, so they let out a Reimu and a Marisa. They try feeding them various things. They like some, they hate some, but they eat everything, even human flesh and blood. Koakuma then wonders if they can eat each other, too. To experiment, they shut them in a small cage for a week, making it look like Koakuma's fault. The yukkuris are screaming for Patchouli. A week later, Patchouli frees Reimu, and tells Marisa to wait a while. She then hands Reimu over to Koakuma ("Patchouli, there's the baddie!!! Get her!!! What are you doing!!? She's the baddie!!! ...Why are you handing me over to her? ...Patchouli?"). Koakuma takes Reimu to the kitchen. A while later, she releases Marisa with a huge smile on her face, and feeds it a great amount of something sweet, round and steak-like. Marisa devours it. When they get to the last slice, Koakuma flips it over to reveal Reimu's face. "Re...Re...Rere...Rei..Rei...mu???" "Yes, Reimu. Now, eat it." Marisa tries to run away, but Koakuma stuffs the last slice into its mouth, and takes it out to where everyone is waiting. Marisa, who was shocked speechless, tries to jump into Patchouli's arms, but she dodges and Marisa falls into a Remirya's arms. She gets a chunk bitten off, tries to run away, but gets levitated by Patchouli, who then reveals how much she detests yukkuris. Marisa is shocked speechless again, but Remilia tells her that if Remirya eats it, it won't be lonely, since Remirya ate all the other yukkuris as well. Afterwards, Patchouli notes that Remirya is modeled after Remilia, Remirya gets angry and bites Patchouli's hand. A moment later, it's a big stain on the wall. Remilia checks Patchouli's injury, they share a yuri moment, and Koakuma and Sakuya get on with the cleaning.
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5)Alice finds the yukkuri Marisa Master Sparked earlier. It's burnt black, but it survived. She taunts it by offering it several sweets, but they're all taken by the dolls. Eventually, she gives it a sweet bun. Halfway through, it realizes it's a spicy bun. Very much so. It begs for water, but Alice's memory is bad, so she can't remember where it is. In the end, she says that the dolls will give it some tomato sauce. It turns out to be tabasco. To finish things up, she stuffs into its mouth some wasabi she was going to throw away (I guess it's spicy) and tells the dolls to throw it away in a dangerous place.
37.
The factory employees have gotten their hands on a rare Remirya, and plan a certain transfusion. They shave a Yukkureimu, cut off the top part of its head, and extract more than half of its bean paste. (It only woke up towards the end, and since it had lost so much of its body, all it could do was drool like a retard. They then inject the bean paste into a screaming Remirya (they're meat buns, so it's like injecting orange juice into a human). It dies, and a tendril sprouts from it, from which Remiryas and Yukkureimus are born. The experiment was a great success.
38.
A merchant is gathering yukkuris near the SDM. He's internally RAGEing at the fact that Remilia and Sakuya come to the market often, but have never bought anything from him. He also suspects Sakuya of stealing using her ability. He's caught a lot of yukkuris, and he needs one more to fill his bag. He sees a Yukkureimu, but as he tries to catch it, a Remirya eats it. Anon chooses to get back at it by stealing its umbrella and running away. It chases him for over 10 minutes until they get to his home. He returns the umbrella and kicks it out. After a while, he realizes that it doesn't know the way back to the SDM. He takes it out to the forest, finds a hole in a tree, fills it with grass and tells it that it'll live there from now on. "This is how you lived when you were young, right?"
39.
Remirya and (yukkuri) Flandre are living in the SDM, being doted upon by everyone, but they've never gone out. One night, on a full moon, Remilia and Sakuya were missing, so they sneak out. They find a family of Yukkureimus and Yukkurisas in a nest. The mother bites off Remirya's wings, but Flandre kills it. They then proceed to slaughter the rest. They are then discovered by a group of factory employees, who wanted the yukkuris they ate, but are quite satisfied with this catch as well. They take them to the factory, luring them with the promise of sweets, and throw them into a cage with about 20 Yukkureimus and Yukkurisas, who gang up on them and start eating them. They can't do anything against so many grown ones. The employees tell them not to eat them all, so they'll regenerate. "Okay, mister!!! This way we'll have all the food we want!!!". They then take the two out of that caga and put them in another room, where yukkuri Alices are reproducing. As soon as the babies are born, the employees put the two in the same cage. The babies proceed to devour them, but the employees stop them at the last moment. The two are now going to spend the rest of their lives as a food source. They should have stayed at the SDM.
40.
Remilia states that she wants to eat something extraordinary, and leaves the task to Sakuya. Sakuya goes to the market, and sees a Remirya being auctioned. She finds out that they can be cooked, and learns the method.
1) Tear off the wings so they don't fly away.
2) Take off the hat and wash them.
3) Restrain them so they don't struggle and steam them.
She doesn't buy it, opting to catch one from the SDM instead. She finds a couple, stops time and abducts one of them, leaving the other one confused and in tears. She takes it to the basement, pulls off the wings, steams it alive (it screams a lot), cuts the meat into small pieces and wraps them with the skin. Remilia is quite pleased, and understands what the food is. She asks if Sakuya can make it again.
There's also an omake about how to make a bottled yukkuri.
-Put a newborn yukkuri into a bottle. It will complain, but as long as you feed it, it will opt to take it easy in there.
-After a while, it will start to grow, and complain more. Keep feeding it.
-When it reaches a certain size, it won't be able to move anymore. Tell it to move towards the neck of the bottle, grab it with your fingers and pull hard. When it screams, taunt it by saying "But if I don't pull so hard, I can't get you out". Then, make a small incision with a knife, and drink the bean paste.
41.
Sequel to the “Pig” story: The mother stabs the elder sister with the knife several times, and eats her top half. She then proceeds to eat the rest of the yukkuris, having forgotten what they are. Daddy Marisa then comes home, sees her eating something and says "leave some for me, ze". The eldest sister then manages to speak to Marisa, and tells her that Reimu killed all the children. Marisa then notices that Reimu has a live and screaming yukkuri in her mouth.She stomps her half to death. Later, the man returns to the nest, sprays the parents with a coolant spray and takes the video recorded he had left in the nest. He then takes them and sells them to the factory. He mentions to the manager that he plans to catch an Alice next. A few days later, in a forest where an Alice and a Marisa are living together happily, a certain man appears and asks the little Marisas and Alices if he can take it easy with them.
42.
A family of yukkuris has just built a house (the author asks us not to thing how) and the mother has gone out to gather fruit for a celebratory dinner. When she comes home, she finds a man inside. He says he didn't have anywhere else to go, and wants to take it easy there. He then takes a fruit from the mother and eats it. When she objects, he holds her down with one hand and eats the rest of the fruit. He then lies down to take a nap, and steps on a ribbon that belonged to the mother's mother. He brushes it away, saying it's just trash. The mother has had enough, and shouts at him to leave, since it's their house. The man declares that from now on it's his house. When the mother complains angrily, he says that he's just doing what they always do; barging into people's houses and claiming them as their own. "But you're a human!!! We're yukkuris!!!" He says that all yukkuris are retarded,which prompts the mother to start headbutting him. He then crushes her.
43.
A farmer Anon goes home after a long day's work, and decides to preempt us by asking "Isn't this where the yukkuris tell me to take it easy?" They do, but one of them, a Yukkurisa, has a body, a deep, bass voice and is six feet tall. The Yukkureimu is normal. He preempts them too, telling them to get out of this house. Of course, they refuse. The Yukkurisa actually punches him, and he gets a nosebleed. They fight seriously for a while, with the Yukkurisa getting a few hits in, but Anon pushes it down and starts ripping the skin off its face. Meanwhile, Yukkureimu is cheering. After Anon rips some of the skin off, Reimu screams. Marisa gets up, but instead of attacking again, rips off the rest of the skin, revealing a man's face. "Huh? What the shit, where am I?" "Mister, why are you here!!? What did you do to Marisa!!?" The man apologizes, but he doesn't know what happened. He remembers that before going to bed, he was drunk, and he tried to take the hat off a Yukkurisa. When he saw that he couldn't, he put it on his head. The two men have dinner together, and end up becoming friends. It turns out that if you wear a yukkuri on your head, you'll become one. It's not irreversible, though.
44.
Anon has built a wall around the vegetables he's growing as his hobby. However, a Yukkureimu family has barged in by digging. He talks to them, (they act like it belongs to them, of course) and tells them that if they get out, they'll be caught by the factory people. He then reinforces the wall, so they can't come in. Then he tells them that he'll take the vegetables, cook them and bring them back. The next day, he tells them that they're his vegetables, so he ate them. "Whyyyyyyy!!? They were Reimu's vegetables!!! That's mean!!!" They try to dig their way out, but there's an underground stream, and they almost get soaked. He leaves them there for two weeks. When he comes back, the three babies were nowhere to be found. (I wonder what happened to them.) He then explains his plan to make them learn how to grow vegetables. At first they ignore him and beg for food, but then they realize that they have no choice. After many weeks, the harvest period is getting close. Anon goes to see them, but sees all the vegetables have vanished. It turns out that he's done this before, and the yukkuris always succumbed to their instincts. However, they surprise him by showing him that they picked the vegetables and stored them. Anon is shocked and touched. After that, the family grows, the parents teach the babies how to help with the gardening, and the man doesn't come as often as he did. It's now fall, and the harvest festival is approaching. The yukkuris are wondering when the man will show up. Anon doesn't come visit them as often anymore, but he brings meat and sweets every time he does. One day, they see him coming in and greet him, only it turns out that it's someone else. "This is my field, get out or I'll eat you." he says. The yukkuris are horrified. He heads towards the small hut where they've stored their vegetables. They try to stop him, but he grabs one of the babies and bites off a quarter. "What are you doing to Reimu's kiiiiiiiiiiiiid!!?" He notes that its filling is green, and it's very tasty. He plans to sell them to the factory. He then finishes eating. He sees how much food they've gathered, and notes that they've probably stolen it. They deny that, but he doesn't believe them. They start screaming for him to put down their food, but he says he'll share some with them. He grabs a small one and crushes it. He says that if they don't eat it, he'll eat them. They cry at first, but after a while they start the usual "This shit's good!!!" routine. After they calm down, he wonders which one he should feed them next. They have now realized that there's no escape for them. The bean paste-soaked harvest festival has begun.
It turns out the guy was the son of the previous Anon, who was sick, and told him to take care of the vegetables and the yukkuris. Of course, he misunderstood. However, the mother had pushed a few baby yukkuris into a hole they had dug. They survived, and ten years later, a large number of these vegetarian yukkuris started a large-scale gerdening project in Gensokyo.
45.
A Remirya is eating the mother of a Yukkureimu family. The children are screaming. Suddenly, a Flandre comes down, takes the mother along with Remirya's arm and cryshes them against a tree. The koyukkuris thank Flandre for saving them. It picks up a small one, cradles it, and throws it at Remirya. Both of them are crying, and Remirya is threatening to tell Sakuya. Flandre picks up the Koyukkureimu again, and sinks it into Remirya's face. It laughs its heart out, and then bites off Remirya's face, along with Koyukkureimu. A woman then appears, Flandre attacks her, but gets kicked into the ground. It turns out to be Meiling (from the previous yukkuri fighting tournament fic), and this is her 29th yukkuri, and she takes it home. When it wakes up, it tries to attack her, but she kicks it away. It tries again, but she sinks her fingers in its eyes and tortures it for a while, as it regenerates, every time she pulls her fingers out. It tries to pull her arms away, but she keeps breaking themwith her other fingers, and ends up tearing its legs off as well. She then cleans the room, stabs its wings into its palms, and hangs it on the wall. When the wings regenerate, she tears them off again and stabs them into its legs. She then eats a bit of its face off, and feeds it some Yukkurisas before going to sleep. The next day, she discovers that the Flander was in so much pain, it killed itself by smashing its head against the wall. More than 100 times. Meiling is really excited by this discovery. She gets dressed, feeds the Flandre to the yukkuris, and puts one in her cleavage to keep as a snack. (It's not too happy about this.) She presses her breasts together to scare it into silence, but Sakuya was passing by, and takes this as a declaration of war. Meiling vehemently refuses, and gets on with her job.
46.
Anon loves Yukkuris, and is raising a yukkuri Reimu, which is relatively civilized. One day, he sees a group of villagers lynching a group of yukkuris that destroyed a plantation. They kill all of them except for one Yukkurisa, which Anon picks up and takes home. After feeding it, he wants to talk to it, but it asks him to leave it alone since it's taking it easy at the moment. Before he can respond, his Yukkureimu put it in its place. It insists that the plantation was theirs, since they found it, and this home is also its own. Anon decides to housebreak it. He takes it outside, so as not to scare his Yukkureimu, asks it whose house it is, and when it claims it's its own, he stomps it, pushing out a third of its bean paste. He then asks it again, and when it gives the wrong answer again, he throws it into a lake. The fish start eating it, and it begs him to get it out. When it's on the verge of fainting, he picks it up. He asks it again, and since it still hasn't learned, he drops it back in. It continues to beg, and he tells it exactly what its mistake was. It apologises for both claiming his house and destroying the plantation. He then takes it out and says "I heard there are dogs and Remiryas here. Oh well, good luck! I'm going home." It can't move, but it begs him to take it along.
Apparently, there's going to be a sequel.
47.
Anon is observing an isolated yukkuri village, probably for research. He notes that they all live happily, except for one thing. Every day, half of them go out to gather food, and half stay home to play with the children. When they return, there's always a hassle of such proportions that the mothers lose the children. Some get taken by other mothers, and some (approximately 3 per day) get targeted by two mothers, in which case they both pull it apart trying to take it from each other. In most cases, its real mother is in a feeding trance ("This shit's good!!!") and doesn't notice.
Some time later, a group of yukkuri Alices came to the village. They were recieved well, and they got along quite well with everyone, especially the kids. However, Anon noticed that the kids started decreasing. So, he gets a pair of Nitori-made night vision goggles and goes to see what happens during the night. It turns out that the Alices go into the others' nests, smash the children, and rape the teenaged ones in their sleep. Said teenaged ones wake up to find out that their children are missing, and they have a tendril full of yukkuri Alices sprouting from their heads. After a while, they've overrun the village. They gather the mothers together and gang-rape them. Some of them are sprouting dozens of tendrils, which kills them. After that, having nothing more to pillage, the Alices left for another place.
48.
Anon has a weird hobby: cooking yukkuris. One day, he finds a family, Yukkurisa and Yukkureimu are the parents, and the kids are mixed. He takes them home, where they act somewhat restrained, unlike the regular yukkuri. He then tells the kids that he's going to give them a bath. He washes them ("It's cold, but it feels gweat!!!") and puts them in a pot to boil them. At first they enjoy it, but later they start melting, and exclaim that they can't take it easy. The parents are on to something, and ask him what he's doing to their kids. "Huh? I'm gonna eat them, of course." Cue the screams, but surprisingly, they beg him to eat them instead. This is quite surprising, as the average yukkuri would gladly sacrifice its children to ensure its own safety. He lifts them and shows them the pot. "We don't need dinner, where are our kids!!?" "They're soup now." Cue even more screaming. He then washes them too, puts one in the fridge to make yukkuri sorbet, and roasts the other one whole. He was surprised by the fact that they never begged for their lives, but glared at him until the very end.
49.
Prequel to 46. In the prequel to this, many years ago, we see another Anon, who is a yukkuri breeder, one who bridges the gap between yukkuris and humans. The job requires extreme patience, as he has to repeat phrases to yukkuris for days on end, until they learn them. We see him trying to teach a proper greeting to a Yukkureimu/Yukkurisa couple. After a week, they've gotten the "Nice to meet you" part down, but the "please allow me to take it easy" is too hard for them. He has failed to teach this to all the other yukkuris. Suddenly, he gets the inspiration to change it to "Please take it easy in your home". They learn it, and he's ecstatic. However, as soon as they complete their training, he has to let them return to the wild, to spread the culture. Before that, he spends a whole day with them, and tells them that they're his favorite students, and he'll never forget them. These two are the couple in the above story, and this is the reason they were cultured.
50.
Anon comes home and, as usual, finds a Remirya in hos room. He notes that it's probably spoiled by the SDM. It's having fun, but it suddenly starts crying and demands sweets. It opens his fridge, but he claims that since he's a tough guy, he has no sweets in his fridge. He sees, however, that all the food is gone. "I did 'poi' with all the nasty stuff!!! I threw them like 'poi' in the toilet!!!" It still demands pudding, and threatens to tell Sakuya. Upon opening the bag he brought from the supermarket, it notes that there's no pudding there, and throws everything in the toilet. Except the beer, which it cuts its finger on. He gets pissed, and takes its umbrella. He then hammers it on the head, and it starts shouting for Sakuya to beat him and bring pudding. He hits it again, and ties it up. It struggles, but then he reminds it that it has wings. (Okay.) It tries to fly away, but he dumps a pile of clothes filled with warmers on it. He dumps it out of the window, and notes that in the one week it'll take it to get back home, it'll have forgotten what to tell Sakuya. Back in the SDM, we learn that Meiling cooked a stir-fry, but Remirya did "poi"ed it in the toilet. Apparently, it tastes every food in the house, even if it's not for itself. Meiling tried to put Remirya in the toilet too, but she was interrupted by Sakuya. She was denied food for the day, and had to watch Remirya cannibalize the pastries. The next day, as she's starving, Remirya comes back. She's hallucinating due to the hunger, and starts eating. She pauses when she realizes what it is, but then she finishes it. We then see Sakuya with the real Remilia, who is in fact a Remirya with manners, who eats vegetables. How the mighty have fallen.
51.
Anon comes home and finds a family of Yukkureimus. After the usual pleasantries, he offers to make them some toast. They're happy about this. He takes them to the sink and washes them. He then steps on the mother, who was next to him. "Why are you stepping on mommy!!? She's not bothering you!!!" "Yeah, but she will try to in a moment." He then starts emptying one of the small yukkuris. The others scream and panic. He then turns the rest into jam, and offers some to the mother. It vehemently refuses, so he tips it over and puts a flat stone on it. He says he won't let it go unless it eats some. He then goes out, has a drink with his friends, shares the toast with them, goes shopping, all the while taking it easy. When he returns, he puts a slice in front of the mother, who licks it and says "I don't care anymore. I wanna take it easy." When the yukkuris drop the triple exclamation mark, you know they're utterly broken. So he crushes it with the stone. He notes that it was tastier than the little ones, since fear and despair makes them sweeter.
52.
A Remirya is living with Anon, who says it's a shame it's so retarded, so he's going to make it smarter. The next day, it goes out to look for food. It finds a family of Yukkureimus, and sees the mother feeding the babies. It feels a peculiar happiness about this, and decides not to eat them. Moving on, it finds a tree where a Flandre lives. It's decorated with live yukkuris impaled on the branches. Instead of eating them, it lets them down and scatters them around, so the Flandre can't gather them again. It then gets hit by a red light, which I assume is the Flandre. The author notes that trying to give intelligence to a yukkuri won't lead to anything good.
53.
The kids of the village have recently discovered a new game: yukkuri sumo. They lure yukkuris with promises of food, and make them push each other. They seem to consider this a fun game, but they change their minds afterwards. This time, they've caught a pair of siblings. They're competing against each other for who gets the big meal they were promised. When the big sister manages to knock the other one over, it finds herself being force-fed its little sister. A meal, indeed. The kids then hang it on a branch and leave it for the next time. When the go to take it back, though, they find out that a Remirya ate it. Oh well, let's go get some more.
54.
One with multiple stories.
1) A family of Yukkureimus is taking it easy in the plains, when suddenly Aya shoots a blast of wind at them, killing half of them and fatally injuring the rest. She then observes one of them trying to get away with half its body missing. She steps on one scrap of skin that was hanging from it. It manages to rip it off and proceed a bit, but then dies. She then goes close to the last one, which tells her "You'll never...beat me." She begins crushing it with a wind barrier, and asks if it still thinks so. "You'll never...beat me!"She keeps increasing the pressure and asking it. It finally explodes, after whispering "Mommy" one last time. Normally, yukkuris beg for their life, but this was defiant to the very end. Aya gives it the honor of taking a few pictures for her album.
2) Reisen has been burdened with the duty of feeding Eirin's yukkuris. The fact that they're utterly powerless, yet so brash and demanding, really pisses her off. One day, the last family she's supposed to feed is in the Winter Room, a room where the temperature is permanently close to zero. A Yukkurisa and an Alice live in that room, humping every day. As Reisen enters, she sees a great number of black bundles on the floor, probably dead yukkuris. She also notes that the other day, there were 7 kids, and now there are 5. She puts down the food, and the two parents rush over and start devouring it. The kids are slower due to their lower resistance to the cold, so when they get there they have to lick the tray to eat anything. (The parents have already returned to the nest, and are humping.) The kids look at Reisen as if it's her fault, and ask her for more food. Reisen remembers the time she came to Eientei, when she also had to beg for food and protection. Having another's life in your hands can be a dreadful thing.
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3) Akyu got caught by her mother bullying yukkuris, and got a stern lecture. She's sitting in the balcony, thinking about the urges that come to her every time she thinks about yukkuris. They keep tormenting her mind, until one day she snaps. She buys a sharp hammer, goes to the plains, and finds a Yukkureimu family. Needless to say, she crushes them all while singing happily. Upon returning, she greets her mother, but she's forgotten that she has a bloodstained hammer in her hands. (Right.) Her mother, upon seeing her daughter's yandereness, falls into despair, and considers another, harsher lecture.
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One February morning, she gets a shovel and starts digging a hole in a certain place. After a while, she digs up a chest in which she had placed her Yukkureimu. A month ago. She put some fly eggs in its mouth, so the flies would reproduce and it wouldn't starve to death. The cause for this was that it knocked over her ink tablet. Yukkureimu, utterly broken, begs Akyu not to put her back into the ground with her "friends". "These black things aren't my friends! I promise. I promise I'll do anything you say. I'll be a good girl. I'll never break anything again. I promise I'll listen to anything you say zo bleaze dontputmebackintherebleeeeeeeeaze" Akyu finally stops threatening it, sprays some bug spray on it and puts it on the ground. She then puts another chest in the hole, one which contains her Yukkurisa, this time with cockroaches instead of flies. The reason being that it eats sloppily. It begs desperately, and Akyu asks it if it understands what it did wrong. "I don't know, but I'll do anything, so please not the chest pleasepleaseplease" "You don't understand, do you? Oh well, you'll have a month to think about it." She then buries it, and goes home with the Yukkureimu.
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Hungry yukkurisa that came out of winter hibernation and thus at the verge of eating anything, gets fed some seeds by Anon. Some wacky fairy comes along and makes the flowers bloom, outside and inside of yukkurisa. She despairs when shown her wrinkled and flower-broken reflection in the nearby stream, but gets a pep talk about how now she will never be alone and a sip of orange juice. When the fusion is complete, her sustenance is provided by a weekly dose of water and sunlight. This becomes a big hit at the factory and breeding starts full force.
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The most horrible thing for a yukkuri is to lose its accessory. Our protagonist this time is a Yukkurisa which has lost its hat. The accessory is proof that a yukkuri is a yukkuri, so as long as it doesn't have a hat, it can never take it easy. It wakes up earlier than other yukkuris. Today, it plans to enter a cave and try to steal a hat from other Yukkurisas. They wake up, however, and drive it out with unbelievable vigor. This shows that a yukkuri stealing another's decoration is the ultimate crime. This yukkuri also eats earlier than the others, so it can look for any fallen accessories. No luck. On the way back home, it finds a Yukkureimu family. They play with it for a while, but they're very careful, since they know that an accessoryless yukkuri is desperate, and will try to steal theirs. After a while they leave, and it goes back to its cave. It wakes up, however, and goes outside where it hears two of the yukkuris it was playing with talking. "That hatless yukkuri from before was staring at my ribbon!!!" "Yeah, ze. I bet it would've stolen our accessories if it could." "And to think we played with it because we felt sorry for it..." Since then, the hatless Yukkurisa was never seen again. The author proceeds to inform us to never harm a yukkuri's accessory, otherwise all the yukkuris in the world will chase you, never forgetting your heinous crime.
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A farmer Anon goes home after a long day's work, and decides to preempt us by asking "Isn't this where the yukkuris tell me to take it easy?" They do, but one of them, a Yukkurisa, has a body, a deep, bass voice and is six feet tall. The Yukkureimu is normal. He preempts them too, telling them to get out of this house. Of course, they refuse. The Yukkurisa actually punches him, and he gets a nosebleed. They fight seriously for a while, with the Yukkurisa getting a few hits in, but Anon pushes it down and starts ripping the skin off its face. Meanwhile, Yukkureimu is cheering. After Anon rips some of the skin off, Reimu screams. Marisa gets up, but instead of attacking again, rips off the rest of the skin, revealing a man's face. "Huh? What the shit, where am I?" "Mister, why are you here!!? What did you do to Marisa!!?" The man apologizes, but he doesn't know what happened. He remembers that before going to bed, he was drunk, and he tried to take the hat off a Yukkurisa. When he saw that he couldn't, he put it on his head. The two men have dinner together, and end up becoming friends. It turns out that if you wear a yukkuri on your head, you'll become one. It's not irreversible, though.